A Humble Reminder From Your Sim, Who’s Having More Sex Than You

The Sims (Fair Use)

Oh my goodness you’re finally off work! Yay! Looks like it’s time to play four hours of me getting railed by the neighbor boy before you go to bed! It is the neighbor boy today, right? I know I had a thing with the lesbian across the street last week, but I don’t remember. It’s just soo hard to organize who I’m having sex with right now.